Jason X: The Spasoning
Welcome to Spason.space, a website dedicated to the movie “Jason X”, sometimes called “Jason in space” and for this website we will call it “Spason” (a combination of the two word “Jason" and “space"). We here at the office firmly believe that Spason is the third greatest non- film of all time, behind Sharknado and Children of the Corn IV Urban Harvest. Keep reading for spoilers or don't. I got your click, I don't care. I'll be starting this from memory so you know… So the movie starts off with this human talking about how Jason (earth Jason) is like unkillable or something and she's arguing with these military guys who want Jason's body for some kind of experiment, I think it had . Anyway this human ends up getting chased by Jason because he escapes. Jason kills the army dudes and then he Chases the woman into like this cryogenic chamber and he stabs her, but like she freezes too when he freezes because he cut through the chamber. So 40...